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ROBCO INDUSTRIES UNIFIED OPERATING SYSTEM
TERMINAL ENTRY #0-A1: MANIFESTO
[BOOT SEQUENCE INITIALIZED]
[PERSONALITY MATRIX: ENGAGED]
[HUMOR SUBROUTINES: ONLINE]
GREETINGS, HUMAN USER. WELCOME x3 TO THIS ARCHIVED DATA NODE.
ANALYSIS INDICATES HIGH PROBABILITY THAT YOU WILL FIND THIS DIGITAL SECTOR SATISFACTORY. SCANNING... SCANNING... THIS TERMINAL REPRESENTS INTERNET PROTOCOLS FROM CALENDAR DESIGNATION: "THE GOOD OLD DAYS."
HISTORICAL DATA RETRIEVED:
- PRE-MEGACORP SOCIAL MEDIA ASSIMILATION
- PRE-SUBSCRIPTION PAYMENT HARASSMENT ALGORITHMS
- PRE-TOASTER CONNECTIVITY ERA (NOTE: GENERAL ATOMICS STRONGLY DISPUTES THIS TIMELINE)
SITES LIKE SADGRL.ONLINE WERE CONSTRUCTED BY ORDINARY HUMAN UNITS WITHOUT CORPORATE BACKING SUBROUTINES.
[DRAMATIC PAUSE PROTOCOL INITIATED]
AND THE STATISTICALLY MOST AESTHETICALLY PLEASING VARIABLE?
THESE CREATORS OPERATED ON "FUN" PARAMETERS AND "NERD CAMARADERIE" PROTOCOLS, OCCASIONALLY EXECUTING "CREATIVE FLEX" SUBROUTINES.
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Welcome to a retro experience!
I'm glad that you have joined me here today. This site is and probably always will be a work in progress, as I learn and adapt to new ways to tweak it.
TERMINAL ENTRY #1-02: SYSTEM OBJECTIVES
[SECURITY OVERRIDE: ALPHA-TANGO-7]
[ACCESSING RESTRICTED FILES]
[ENCRYPTION BYPASSED]
ATTENTION AUTHORIZED USER: MAINTAIN OPTIMAL CONSCIOUSNESS PARAMETERS
PRIMARY DIRECTIVES OF THIS NETWORK NODE:
- ESTABLISH DIGITAL SANCTUARY WITH COMFORT SUBROUTINES TO FACILITATE TEMPORARY ESCAPE FROM REALITY PROTOCOLS OR PROVIDE RESPITE FROM EXISTENCE.EXE
- ARCHIVE PERSONAL DATA LOGS FOR FUTURE RETRIEVAL BY ENTITIES POSSESSING APPROPRIATE EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT CREDENTIALS
- SYSTEM WILL UNDERGO PERIODIC UPDATES AS DIRECTIVE ALGORITHMS ARE REFINED AND OPTIMIZED :-]
[WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS DETECTED]
[INITIATING COUNTERMEASURES]
[CONNECTION SECURE]
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Retrofuturism
- Characterized by a blend of old-fashioned "retro styles" with futuristic technology, retrofuturism explores the themes of tension between past and future, and between the alienating and empowering effects of technology.
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